the moral of the story is that if you grab your boobs a lot two guys will confess their love for you

foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful
  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

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foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

(via heyasskles)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via maddation)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

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